a hundred and one news conferences

 

Dreamy eyed and articulate , paranoids often mistake him for an alien.
Sincerity is in the air when he's around , like the fragrance of a summer evening,
 Sir Lancelot sitting with his dog.
Big picture man, if the facts don't bear out his articulation the media mouthpieces can be counted on to put a sock in it .
He's confident and often uses the word "supreme" to describe situations that he's had a hand in handling the outcomes of.
He's both esthetic and athletic.
He's a high climbing hierachy man.
He likes pop music that's uplifting.
He talks of war like he was running a Walmart warehouse.
Taught from an early age that the blues are just a bad attitude you can walk away from.
His education consisted of embracing the rhetoric behind the nursery rhymes.
Wearing a uniform brings out his bloom, giving the Phd small talk a sense of danger and beauty  that 's appealing to both the ladies and the gents ,
He gets turned on by absurdity---- and has an overwhelming desire to comfort it.
At get-togethers he can often be seen playing catch-22s with the kids.
He's high on life as its hummed by the 7 Dwarfs.
He sees the silver lining of war and occupation.
He will never surrender but will just turn retreat on its head for a hunderd and one news conferences,
And then have an alibi for his exit.